New Layout

I decided to learn how to change this shitty page so that it would be more pleasant to the eye. Cbox is gone..i gotta go figure how to do that up again...lotsa things to learn but im lazy now...maybe next week . ciao

wait a minute...i think i'll just get that chatbox back in here so ppl can post wahaha...lucky for U..yes U!!


Bryan.
ps, i think this new site...is superb(not bad for a 1st timer in blogging huh?!!)

][ 1st post of April.. ][

ALoo loo..
This post is totally dedicated to telling you people what's hawt and what's nawt. Ahahahaa.. So, let's begin. We'll start with what's nawt..

Number One : Butterflies..

If any of you insane people out there think this fluttering nightmare is pretty, you're CRAZIEEEEEEEEE.. I mean, just look at it, so scary. With it's beady eyes.. and.. isk.. too scary to describe..

Numba tooooo : Barney..

Can you imagine it's supposedly a kids program? Aish.. I bet the kid in the picture is crying or probably to scared to cry. Might've pissed in her pants or sumthing.. * shakes head *.. Imagine this big huge thingy coming at you.. Hie KidS.. I'm BARNEY.. The purple dinasaur.. Especially with the i love you thing.. Wahh.. Too much..

Number treeeeeeee.. : Clowns..

Just look at em.. Sitting there.. Freaking everyone out. Imagine ur in a carnival.. then the clown comes at you with the hon and the nose and the scary make-up. Freaky.. Summore with those big shoes and stuff.. * goosebumps.. *

Number 4 : Over muscled men..

I get disgusted just looking at him.. Ewwwwwwwwww.. All buldging like that. Aiyerr.. Then the underwear so small.. like.. sumthing wrong dowh.. Hahahaa..

Last but not least.. ( yesh, i'm only posting 5.. )

Nombor lima : Blue tacK..

I don't get the world. Why would they name it blue tack if it ain't blue most of the time. then when you play with it your fingers smell and stuff.. And sometimes there's traces of it left on your table.. eeeeeeeeeee..

Ahahaa.. Now for what's hawt!!

Number one : Nicolas Cage.. ( major hawt-tieeeeee of the century!! )

Nothing anyone says will make me think other wise.. OooOOoo.. will you just look at those eyes. Grrrrrrrrrrrr.. Hahahaa.. Should've posted more photos about him.. Maybe later.. Wakakaa..
Numba two : Lisa Simpson..

The only sane one in the fmaily.. It amuses me that she's yellow.. and i always wonder how she holds that dress up.. I mean.. u know.. ahhahahaaa.. and she's bald.. but her heads like.. a weird shape but it ain't hair.. either that or her hair is the same color as her body.. *swt *

Next up.. we have double sided tape!!

Woohooo! Go double.. much better than blue tack.. if don't stink up your fingers.. AND u can't play with it.. much.. Hahahhaa..

Number empat :

I randomly typed hawt in and got this dude, so he's in coz he's hawt.. Ahahahaa..

Last but almost not least.. we have.. number go ( 5 )..

Mojo Jojo.. and IR BABOON!! Ahahahaa.. they tie..

DOn't worry.. Just coz u guys tie don't make you any less retarded.. Ahahhaa.. syok sendiri-ness..

I shall stop here.. i guess it's enuf.. Ahhahaaa..
No, really it's an april fool's joke.. I fooled ya!

Ahahahaa.. i fooled you into thinking they were tied when they actually were but then i managed to convince you they weren't when i said april fools but actually they are but they're not..
Wait.. even i don't understand that.. Ahahahaa..

- Che Che CheL -
][ with boredom, much can be accomplished ][

Oh What The Heaven*

Yo! hahaha. Well I just suddenly so unexpectedly decided to post. lol xP

Nah, its cause Dan.Foo asked about it. So I just did it/am doing it now. So yea! HEH

I seriously don't know what in the heavens to write la. *sigh*
Oh well, I guess I could write why..... Oh nevermind! I'll just post pics! hahaha. x)

Wierd BUT YET FUNNY Pics.

Eddy's Pose!! Hahaha! (best pic ever)


Look at his sticks(legs). LOL!

Look! A flying BRYAN! ><

A Ghost I saw near the Eye Of Malaysia.
For real...believe it or not...

We're Upsidedown! x)


Guess we weren't huh.lol xP
Oh well look at the U10(middle dude).
Posing by himself.haha!

Ass grabbing is fun huh.
Hahaha! (we were posing)

Last...I mean 2nd last..
The Eye Of Malaysia!
A freaking ferris wheel! LOL

LASTLY!
My SHOES! And...
Hairy legs! woOhoO! ><

Btw no ghost. Just playing. hahaha.
Oh Oh don't tell them I posted their pics. ehehe. x)

Ciao ciao liao liao.
- WesLeY -

Back from a break

Whatsup all.... im finally back from my "LAZY-to-update break" ... its gonna be holiday again and NOT Much work has been done...so i better buck up and start to go out more and study even less!! wahahahah...
*On to a diff topic* Liverpool lost to barcelona 1-0 but they still go thru.. hurray? i dunno.do u?
Ok... im gonna stop here cuz im not in the mood of giving-random-crap-to-u-loyal-readers. But on the bright side...i might be posting random crap soon .. .. ..
Yours-not-so-randomly,
Bryan.

First post of the month XD

im seriously bored man...*why else would i be here...haha jk jk*funny right...
what happened to taking turns to post ?...thats okay la,ill just post more
i just realized...everything i post is crap..see la...blogging makes you nuts(92)
its almost a full moon tonight...if anyone dint notice,call me sappy or emo la...i make it a point to look up almost every night,simple things like counting the stars and looking at the moon feels really great =)
The view from that mountain must haf been great right chel..

yeah,wesley student of the month wei..lol....i wonder how his baby pic looks like
k la...so you cant use a mushroom for a payung right...try using it as a parachute,of cause you use a few...supersized ones..*swish*

some stuff you should know
-you cannot walk through glass
-when playing sports,you cant walk through people*some ppl just cant seem to understand*
-The guy posing on your money is called Zeti Azim

Adam
-sniz-

][ Last post of February.. ][

Wahhh.. So cacat larh today. Jinx sial..
I got perfect attendance u know.. seriously never once late or absent..
Except that wasp day which doesn't count! * hmph *
I was like late today for the FIRST time this year. Sad..
And how on earth did Wesley become student of the month?!
That's crazieeeeeeeee.. no make sense.. like i'm better!!
And if anyone was wondering, Kinabalu was FANTASTIC-O!!
CHun-nessssssssss sial.. Ekekekee.. Gonna go again. Wanna come?
And my leg-gieee muscle actually exist for the 1st time!! Woohoo!
Oh and for the Drama for the kids chapel, Shaun ur Elijah,
Mada ur .. what's his name? Erm.. * thinks *.. Ahab! Hah!
Then the 450 prophets will be represented by 5 ppl.. meaning
it's like 90 in 1. CHun lehh.. It's Abel, BRAyan, Wesley and..
Who ar? Wai Chen and.. Hah! Yiew Tien.. Then the calefare..
( correct spelling ar? ) It's Sook-A Chin, KC and Bloob bloob.
Well whatever it is u guys ain't got NO choice.. Hah!
I'm being so lame.. ~weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Mushrooms are not god umbrellas! And i have a mushroom
nametag on my pencil case. Got see ar?
Ang pow this year not a lot.. i 400 also didn't reach arr.
Sad.. Oh! This is the last post for Feb!

- CheL -
][ I knew that, just testing you.. ][

i like mushrooms

HeY update la you lazy ppl.....it hasnt been updated since befre CNY ya noe,thats a loooong time ago
how was cny for you guys,i know chel went climbin kinabalu.Do you believe that?..rachel SooN climbed a mountain...not actually climb..sorta hike up
I havent even touched a mountain before...bravo to you girl
if she stayed home to blog she wouldent be climbin mountains...another reason not to blog...go climb mountains better...92 more to go
anyone had tortise soup?
my cny sucked....ang pow little,so hot..an ant bit me,first ant bite this year man...swt..dont wanna talk about it la*starts being emo*

something random here
try to lick your elbow....can ya?
do you like fishballs or mushroom more?
hey hey...something cool...imagine one day ppl supersize mushrooms and use them as disposable umbrelas...use adi can eat
even better than your usual umbrela now...maybe mushrooms are like rubber..dont conduct electricity...so when lightning strike your mushroom save you..chun leh

Adam
-sniz-

][ Hair-not-dry-ness.. ][

Wahh.. finally can log in. Cacat dowh.. ekekekee.. tried almost 10
times. i'm updating coz i'm bored and i'm waiting for my hair to
dry. Sheesh.. Sad dowh. Wait wait, I know, you're probably
thinking why don't i use the hair dryer right. Well, i'll tell you
why. It's coz it kong out adi! Hahahaha.. funny right. I have
a question. What is it with people and celebrating their
birthdays at steamboat restorans? New trend ar? Maybe i
shall do that for my birthday too.. it is coming you know! Oh
and it's the eve of the eve of chinese new year. Chun lehh..
Oh! i have solved our posting problem. Hahaha.. But it'll only
work if you three other chinese don't m.i.a. and ffk the
blog. This is how it is, after i post then wesley has to post
then bryan and then adam and then me again and then
wesley and then bryan and then adam and then back to me,
wesley, bryan, adam then me.. and well u kinda get the idea
right. Lalalaa.. Oh and we have can only have like about 4
days between post. Okay? I know, i'm a genius!! a tall
genius! And then.. i had a purpose of updating.. just can't
remember what. Hmmmm.. * ponders * Oh right! I was gonna
put bloob bloob's lame stupid retarded but still amuzing jokes
here. Ekekekee.. i'm so bored right now.

][ A sneak peek into the empty brain of bloob bloob ][

1. What do you call a fast ninja?
- " NINJA " ( Say it really fast with a *_* expression.. )

2. What do you call a slow ninja?
- Ninja turtle ( i know.. it's so lame i almost died laughing.. )

3. There are 2 cicaks on the roof and they are walking. There's
this hole in front but the first cicak like didn't see it and well.. duh
fell through the hole hit the floor with a loud SPLAT and died.
* insert evil laughter here *.. Anyways, so what did the second
cicak say?
- chuk chuk chuk ( alar.. i don't know how to spell. it's the sound
the cicak make wan )

4. There was this smart, law abiding cheetah. It was chasing you
and you were driving this lousy cacated kancil. ( don't ask why it's
a kancil.. ) Anyway, it's like really gaining on you and stuff and
you're like driving as fast as you can. ( duh.. you don't wanna be
eaten ). Suddenly you come to this like.. junction ar? I don't know..
there's like left and right turn but u can't go straight. So anyway,
what do you do? ( u can answer this i salute you! )
- ( be prepared to smack ur foreheads! ) You put right signal but
you turn left. ( HAHAHA )

Lame right.. i know it is. Ekekeke.. anyways, i'm like so climbing
KK this thursday. Chun weii.. i'm excited for once. Lalala.. OOooO!!
Did you guys see my socks today and yesterday? So cute right!
Striped colourful five toed socks!! Woohoo!! And i wore it with
slippers today, just so you'd see the socks. EEkeeekekee.. and i
don't like public canning. Nonsense game.. cheh. Hahaha.. Peter
looks hawt ALL the time.. ekekeke. i'm just kidding.

Oooooo.. this post is gonna be like SOOOOOOOOO long. Oh and
Yellow blob/bean person ( Adam ), i don't think it's dramatic
enough leh. But then only chun marh.. Sorrie leh, i'm kinda LOA if
you haven't noticed. And what is this anti-blogging campaign ar?
But all the best with the 93 more. And what's with blue
monkeys? I hate monkeys.. and i hate kids.. and i hate
butterflies.. lalala.. Jangut-tiee growing? Erm.. ain't
that good? he looks weird.. without it i mean.

- CheL -
][ Nonsense lar you.. ][

Just a random thought....

ben mic's janggut is growing

wooo...im not a ffk'er

yoh,sorry i mia so long...looks like the blog hasnt been updated for some time
Happy valentines day peeps.!!...for all those who has dates,have a great time...sorry for the others*like me..and the 3 other chinese*

im just here for the sake of updating the blog k*someone has to do it*...the 3 other chinese quite innactive...rachel punya internet kong adi

blogging is pointless*no im not blogging..im telling bloggers how pointless it is...dont get me wrong k...its all part of my anti-blogging campaign*

Blogging
1. waste time
2.waste electricity
3.waste brain juice*its quite hard to think of things to write here*
4.keeps you from watching american idol*which is showing now,haih..see my dedication*
5.i need to pee now,but im holding it in
6.spoil your eyes*for those whose ambitions is to be a pilot,ruining your dream*
7.exposure to pointless internet adds*click the duck and win a car.!!! whoooo!!*
8.waste other ppls time...those who come see your blog

im not done yet...93 more to go...but i need to pee
Adams 101 points to why blogging is pointless

who is snow white's brother?
Egg White.!!! get the yolk?
*wesley..i support your lame jokes*
Bluemonkey rocks..!!!!!!
btw,the blog title there sounds soo dramatic la rachel
-Adam-
*sniz*

Where In The HEAVENS Are The Rest Of You(other 3 chinese bloggers)?

Hey! I see that no one has updated! hahahaha! It's So BoRWING~
So I decided to.......write CRAP!
lalalalala......or do i always do that? HMM! (gets you thinking huh? mayb not! oh well! xP)

1st of all : WHERE THE HACK HAS EVERYONE SINGLE ONE OF YOU CHINESE?!?!
I mean the bloggers of the blog*

2nd : So I've been thinking.. Why don't we take turns to post huh? Isn't TAT a GRWEAT IDEA??
Aww come on ppl,know you can do it! x)

3rd : I don't see Adam at all weh! What the crwaap?!?! He ffk-ed us meh?? *SIGH*
what has the world become TOO??? =P

4th : Why is IOWA call that?? I mean wouldn't " AWOI " sound cooler! Anyone agrees??
ehehe x)

5th : BLUE MONKEYS ROCK!! LALALALA.... =)

6th : I just realized that I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED!!
hahahah!

7th : It's 7th HEAVEN BABY! HOHO xP

8th : Oh

9th : I GTG! BYE!

Oh oh, what do you call a Singh thats crazy?????

CHEEEE SINGH!!! (get it? get it?? aww..come on you chinese! you should get it! )

hahaha. kla thats all! TIETIE! (COLORS) <<WeSleY>>

][ Get over yourself, DARLINGS ][

Please larh you retarded fella. I bet you just posted the blog so
you could say that u were tipsy and stuff. What larh you. Another
Abel syndrome adi. Sheesh.. First BRAyan, with the short shirt
and then now you. You should be ashamed of yourself lah. And
could you quit trying to act cute ar?
Please larh, get over yourself, darling.
Hah! Take that! * bonks him on the head with a salmon *
I've had this salmon and cod bonking thingy for sometime now.
Don't know why. Hahahaa..
Did i really sound like a small girl today? Shyt man.. That's so
insulting. But then again i forced my squeaky and shrilly voice
on you guys so i guess it's only fair. Hahaha..
I'm doing the pledge on monday and i can't remember the
pledge. Die larh. Do you think writing it on my hand would
work? * ponders for like 3 minutes * Nahhh.. scratch that.
Does anyone wanna go hiking? It's not that hard.. Can go
gasing coz that's like super easy. Wanna go a not? Lalala..
preferably someone who can drive.. but then again none
of you can. Laaa.. forget it. * sigh *
Could you guys please stop cracking singh jokes?!! It's not
nice kay.
Lalala.. kay ar, chiow.

-Che Che CheL -
][ The definition of lameness is ME ][

- - - - Hmm - - - -

Eh, i skipped school again! :) hahaha! i'm so proud of myself* HEH!
well anyway kinda skipped school cause i had this tipsy/hang-over feeling last night. >< it was really really baddie! i felt so freaking weak weh~ #.# i couldn't even walk properly..! but it was funnie tho...lol x) but i guess thats that..so yea! :) hehe. Oh,and this afternoon i had this ramen with a maggimee curry flavor mixed together!!! it sucked like cwwwaaappp! ugh* YEUACKK!! @.@ felt like vomiting lo..aih..but had no choice but to finish
it cos i was superduper hungrweeee~! haha..oh well....
( GREEEN ROCKS!! YEAH BABEH! )

Kla..jst a random thing..
" What do you call a Singh who attends a Chinese wedding party?? "
he's called..............................................................................YAMMMM SINGH!!!
lalalala...just got it from a friends blog...lolx ^^
tietie!! ~wesley~

edit by bryan : what do u call a singh who digs his ears/nose with his little finger?
..........=.=.............=.=.............."Gurmit Singh la"!! (for those ppl who dont know who he is...aka Phua chu kang la duh)

][ Hike-e-rific Day ][

~weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..
I like just came back from my hike today and i'm
SOOOOOOOOOOOO tired. Ekekekee.. Anyways, I'm so
proud of myself coz the whole way up and down i didn't
stop not even once! Chun wei.. Yay!! And i didn't get any
leaches today. Although there were like plenty of butterflies.
Freaky wei.. On the way to the mountain place thingy right,
i saw this lady in this.. Kain mandi they call it. She was just
wrapped in it with you know those yellow construction buckets
with her toiletries and she was walking on the road like that.
I mean, hel-lo! Where's your sense of decentcy? * sigh *
Oh! And i visited this hot springs for the first time. Damn hot
larh. I think i burned my feet. Ekekeke.. It's hot not hawt ar.
Yo shorty, how dare you copy my colour-ing erm.. thingy?
Yea, it's supposed to be like my signature kinda posts!!
U arr.. Potong steam arr.. Laaa.. Hmph!
Eh small boi, please larh u think your line very chun meh?!
Think outside the circle. Blueks!
I don't think it's fair wei.. Guys even though they have like
a little leg muscle also can see. Chics cannot. UNFAIR DOWH!!
Erm, isn't it like weird that Adam hasn't posted a single
thing here? Ain't that like the point? * shrugs.. * Oh well..
Do you know my KK climb is in less than 3 weeks?! So fast
wei.. Ekekeke and i haven't even bought my stuff. Don't
wanna write so much, after a lot to colour. Did you realize
how i spelt the word colour?! C-O-L-O-U-R!! I'm not like
you lazy bums. * sticks tongue out *.
Eh, can we install like a calender count down thingy to our
birthdays ar? Won't that be so chun. I mean, if you guys
don't want then like whatever larh but i want one!! Can ar?
Can wan right.. Oh and i slept damn early last night. Like
before 11. So proud of myself. Ekekekee..
Ekekekee.. Hyper larh now. Don't know why. Chiow chiow..

- CheL -
][ My Lameness is so lame it's cool ][

Things that are not nice/nice?!

Too many colors in the blog- not nice
Using quotes like " think outside the circle" without my permission- not nice
Pink in this blog- not nice
Whats up with red and blue chatterbox?disturbing colors pls change- ultra not nice

I bought a new shoe too stupid wesley-NICE!!
PPl visiting this blog-NICE!!
hOhohoHO
I am nice

A "DAY"

Waassup ma homie in da lomie?! HOHO...well ma day was absolutely greaaat! ^^
1st of all...i like " SKIPPED SCHOOL " oh yea babeh! big achievement! ><
well...anyway..RACHEL I DIDN'T KEEP YOU UP OKEH!! get tat in to your freaking brain! :)
Ehehe..so like..i bought a new shoe! FROM CHINA TOWN! ShAGGEr-DAlik-BaBY! OH BEHAVE!!
ah...sorry 4 the crrapp..jst luv AUSTIN POWERS!! ><
OkEhLA! lazy to write anything d...ciAoCiAo!


Peace Out BRo *hits chest with the peace fingering and wave*
lalalalallala.... ~Westside~ oops..i mean i mean... ~Wesley~

Sleep deprived..

Still boring larh the layout. But before that, Wesley you have no
idea how much i wanna smack you right now. How dare you
keep me up till 3.30 doing the cacat colour coordination thingy?!
Isk isk.. Inconsiderate dowh. How dare you!
* Bonks Wesley on the head * Have you any idea how sleepy i
was today?! Can't do my work properly summore. I need an
average of 10 hours of sleep lerr. You arr.. Hmph.. Don't talk
to me. Somemore you ponteng school and sleep. Cheh..

Oh right and i'd like to say, Gonzales has a hawt ass!!
Seriously.. Ekekeke.. i too think that 2 of Rain's dancers i the
concert were so hawt. Got long hair summore. Chun horr..
Adam, if you do happen to read this ( although we haven't told
you the site address yet, hahaha.. too bad ) do say hie to Shaun
for me yea. Even if you're on top, below or having some really
hot sessions. Ekekkee.. Jaga him, yea. Lalala..
( i bet this doesn't make any sense to anyone.. hahaha.. )

I don't like butterflies..
And did you know gold fish-ieeeeeeess have only 3 second
memory? Sad right..

- CheL -
][ sleep deprive adi.. ][

The Fcuk-ing Creator

First things first, i would like to thank myself for having this brilliant idea -or at least i think it is- of creating a blog with 4 ppl managing it... they are ME(bryan) , wesley,adam,rachel. Thats enuf intro-ing of my fellow fiends(yes fiends,IF u dont understand pls look up the dictionary TQ). I am the Creator of this blog I AM... in Genesick chapter 3:12 quotes "bryan created fcuk4 for he is great and the blog will be great" Now that i've got ur funny bone tingling ...im gonna stop. yes i am. bye bye

Bryan
(i luv MY bible)

BAhhhh!

Oh dearr...this is one hell of a problem...lol
We cant even chooose which color! ahahaha
*SIGH* LALALALA

- Unofficial Opening Ceremony -

Harloo all you lifeless people,

Thank you for visiting our page although there's nothing here YET.
Today, at 6.17 pm on the 30th of January 2007, F.C.U.K. was born!! Woohooo!!
If you haven't guessed, fcuk stands for " four chinese you know ". Chun leh. Lol.. total emal-ness man. But seriously, you wouldn't believe how hard it was for us to come up with a name and actually agree on it. Ain't as easy as it looks you know. It's amazing how Bryan managed to think this up. I'm surprised. His brain actually works. Lol..

Story behind FCUK. : It was a random idea thought up one day during lunch. ( Is it not ever so touching?!! * sniff sniff * )

From now on, each of us will start blogging on this site. Oh right, i haven't told you who we are. Hahaha.. There's Rachel, Wesley, Bryan and Adam. Look forward to all our everyday happenings. May it be sleeping, trying to convince you how useless blogging maybe be, admiring ourselves in the camouflaging grey mirror, playing with BLUE tack ( it's not green i tell you ), laughing at our fabulous mustache-less Teacher or by some miracle, actually doing our work. Ekekeke.. Lalala.. Oh right, might i mention typo's are to be ignored if any exist.

As our blog thingy is still under construction, ( or so i've been told. If nothing changes then it's Wesley's fault. ) this is totally unofficial. Lalala.. it's also work out of boredom. Anyways, without anymore crapping i officiate The blog of FCUK. * smashes bottle on computer *.. Oh crap the computer's short circuit-ing. Okay i shall shush now. Well, clap away people. * clap clap * Lol..

Chiow chiow..
Think outside the circle people!

- CheL -